Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
What should I write against mother tongue
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
To live a life i need heartbeat
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS
Make Good Tracks
Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime
But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains forever
so make Good Tracks
Friends are the link
FRIENDS
are the link between
ourselves and the road to
happiness ,
joy ,
love
and
success ,
without them we are lost
Hand grasps at hand
Hand grasps at hand
eye lights eye in good
friendship
and
great hearts expands
and
grow one in te sense
of this worlds life.
LIPTON di chah hai?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
A Chini was in hospital
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
